[quote=@Twisted Fate]
Jared's attempting to befriend Miriam, I feel like that was a major lapse in judgment on my behalf. Please don't hurt him, Urban. 
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It'll be painful for a few minutes and she'll more than likely end up making him her personal slave for a while.

Then she'll develop a puppy crush on him and know full well that wouldn't work. Then they'd be best friends.

Stick with it. I promise you it'll be worth it lol