"Kae-sensei, there is much to Jack you don't know," Anderson helped himself to a candy on the desk, "If you're only jacking school computers, good luck. I came to make you a deal since I know more about Jack then-ALHDFGJHRKTJKFJAL!"

Anderson gagged as the candy suddenly turned incredibly sour, then bitter, then spicy, then back to sour, then to just tasting like shit, "What the fuck lady? What the hell did you put in here?"

Anderson rushed over to the sink and spat out a small, bluish orb that was half digested and looked deceptively like the top of a lolipop. Anderson wondered what the hell was that as he thought he felt Kae giving him a "and that's called karma" look.

Anderson regained composure and resumed his speech as if nothing had happened, "I know Jack's backstory, all of his powers, his location and more importantly, his weakness. Plus I can offer more 'cannon fodder' through mercenary contracts."

Anderson hoped in a chair and leaned back, resting his smug face on his hand, "Let's make a deal."
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Kazeno dragged Chi Ni along as he zoomed through streets to get to class. The ghostly spirt had obviously seen better days judging by the appearance on her face.
"You're going to fast-desu!" Chi Ni fell into her virbal tick that only happened when she was under stress.
"No I'm not!" Kazeno air-dashed right at the last second before they would have been hit by a train, "Don't worry, I got dis!"

God must have an ironic sense of humor as the second after Kazeno said that, a duck was flying by and decided to fly toward the flying human, and odd sight that must have been for the duck. Kazeno hit the duck at incredible speeds, loosing control and he flew towards the school.
"AAHHHHHH!!"
"AAHHHHHH-DESU!"

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Anderson had created the perfect setting for himself, the right mood, the right amount of tension, the right posture, everything seemed to go well.
"So, you offer Kae-sensei?"

Kae appeared to be opening her mouth to say something, but all that came out was screaming. For a second Anderson though Kae had finally let loose the souls of her guinea pigs but then he noticed something flying towards him from the window. He squinted to take a look, but by the time he recognized what it was it was too late.

Kazeno and Chi Ni, and the random flying duck, landed on Anderson in the most awkward position possible. The end result seemed like an incredibly disorganized threesome, with a duck.
"Oh for Christ sake..." Anderson slapped his forehead as Kazeno was trying to get Chi Ni's ghostly ass out of his face and the duck waddled around, oblivious to the mess it created.