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Welcome to the Clocktower_Echos News hour with today's top stories on the thread.

- We Notice that Hibe has changed her avi and sign to Kancolle
- Hibe says she cannot contain the cuteness that is Inazuma's Kawaii
- Hibe got Lennon to test a Kancolle manga since she saw the word "hentai" in the url
- Both Hibe and Len got a critical hit right in the feels after reading it
- There was a new student in the class who is a normal
- Espers are no longer allowed to have 1337 martial arts skillz
- I get educated on the topic of Expand Dong and loose character, going from "smooth talker" to "blushing maiden" (as you can see no doubt)
- Memes and pictures, lots of them.

RP wise:
- Jack absolute wrecks a 25-man team of Anti-Skill commandos
- Kae gets some [s]cannon-fodder[/s] recruits to hunt down Jack
- Dialogue happens
- New character introduction
- All three of my OCs end up looking like they had a poorly organized threesome with a duck.

And that wrap's up the most trust-worthy new segment of today. On this thread at least. At least I'm not Brian Williams.