[youtube]watch?v=J3tkaVcYgPA[/youtube]

"A perfect baller is;
One, invincible.
Two, does not foul.
Three, will not ever be fouled.
Four, has the abilities of all other ballers and outperforms them.
In addition it is like a Harlem Globetrotter, a model for basketball."

[b]THIS IS THE BIRTH OF SHADOW BARKLEY, THE ULTIMATE BALLER![/b]