"You know, theres something pleasant about not having a nose. I didn't have to smell being attatched to a leg for a start." He looked around. [i]Flowers[/i]. "Flowers usually smell nice, there used to be this one that would eat your little toe! Just the little toe mind you it didn't really like anything else. Not your pinky, not your other pinky. Not your thumb or any other toe. Just the little one, what's with that? What are little toes called anyway?" He took a pause, however at that point a shadow went over head, a bird. A big bird, though this one didn't insult them it did seem to be carrying something. 

"Hey look. Lady Rocs pulling in her kill-" The figure moved. "-No wait it's still alive. She's pulling it in [i]for[/i] the kill. Just hope she doesn't have a man friend back at the nest, that would be a pain in the backside. Though kill the female and the man friend will go away to find a new lady friend. Completely disloyal, no sense of emotional attachment. They probably don't even grieve the barbarians. Though I suppose it's a good thing they don't go on a hunt for revenge-" He tried to turn his head up to view his captors, then realized he couldn't due to the fact that he was missing a neck. "-I did that one and look where I ended up. Anyway you probably want to save that person and get it before you end up with a double team."