[quote=@idlehands]
[@Otaku95] It could be a country song. Just add beer to it. 

Also, why the hell do you volunteer at a youth center if you hate kids? 
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Funny you mention beer. A couple kids came in ladt night and hid a six-pack in the alley behind the building. As for why:
[Indent]1- Since I'm unemployed I need 8 hours of community service per month to keep my apartment.
2- I've known the owner for years. He's always been a good friend.
3- The free wifi is a plus. Sometimes I get to play Xbox. And free snacks. [/indent]