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[b][u]Los Paraisos: Beach[/b][/u]

[i]Oh gods.[/i] Amy had never rolled her eyes so hard in her life. She was inflicted with second-hand embarrassment as Lucien wandered over the bar to tell some dumb joke, and Syed laughed like a maniac at it. Luckily Selan had calmly convinced Amy to go along with her to take shelter under an enormous umbrella; had she still been by the bar at this point, she'd probably continue banging her head against the wall.

Not that things got any better from their position either, as a crowd of onlookers whirred by and stared their way. Amy spat in their direction as they began to set up their own volleyball court, before turning away and drinking away - almost chugging - at the beverage Moira handed her. "Fucking men."

But then the dancer suddenly rose from her chair and offered to play a game with them...?? And Lucien backed her challenge up!? And Aria too!? Geez, if Amy knew her team well enough, Moira would eventually take up the offer too, wouldn't she? Fuck.

Amy still refused to even look at the inhumanly-shaped pigs. Her drink had already been finished by then. For one thing the cleric was anything but sporty material, but to play along with some chauvinistic assholes? "No. [i]Fuck. That.[/i] I'm not moving."

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[b][u]Los Paraisos: Water Park[/b][/u]

Trixie watched with her mouth slightly agape as Don did his best to explain why he avoided the water slide - no, it wasn't due to a fear of heights, but the man couldn't swim. And judging by the way he stuttered and shuddered with his speech and unsure hand movements, the man seemed pretty embarrassed about that characteristic.

"Aw, hey, Superbro, that's not, that's not something to freak out over, okay?" She scanned her surroundings; the only Pride member returning already was Xandra, who took her time leisurely. Trixie then leaned in towards Don, flopping her hand towards him in a request that he bend down to her level. The prankster then cupped a hand around her mouth as she spoke softly, just above a whisper. "It's ooo', I gots a secret too. I mean it ain't really a secret. But Amy and I can't swim either."

Trixie then pulled away from him and wrapped her arms behind her own back, taking what looked like a modest pose as she smiled at him. "I mean, honestly, the rivery thing in that one ruins place was really scary... but at least the others knew how to... oh! Nice lady's back!"

She bowed sloppily as the metallurgist delivered her report before turning to Don and asking a question about him swimming. Seemed like she couldn't or at least didn't like to swim either from the way she said it. Then Trixie's attention snapped to Lisette, as the archer called out her report as well.

"Oh, butterballs! I coulda sworn that no-good dirty rotten slide was up to somethin." Disappointed, the prankster's shoulders sank with a sigh signature to Amy. But there were still other suspects out there - she couldn't give up just yet! The prankster then squinted her eyes towards the slide Estelle and Dylan agreed to take on. "Maybe his [i]twin brother[/i] is the culprit!"