[quote=@BrokenVeil]
That's just a front! Don't you see? The Russians were hired by the Illuminati to protect the holy trail, Elvis, their alien bones, and Hitler's U.F.O. from the space wizards!
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WHAT ABOUT OBAMA?!? Didn't you know he's the Antichrist sent here to convert us all to Christianity before the aliens invade!?!?