I'll hold off on that part of my post until you get it updated.

I need a character who rides an emu into battle. Imagine a [url=https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6167/6188409932_5c4e8a6d78_z.jpg]baby emu[/url] swarm attack! They can't be killed, only poof into a comical cloud of feathers when struck and vanishes into the emu dimension. That's to avoid killing cute baby emus. :)