[quote=@Ogobrogo]
Too...corny...can't...breathe...
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BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

[hider=Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?]
They were right for each other!
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[hider=Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?]
Because he was 2 square!
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[hider=Why don't math books become therapists?]
[s]Because they're inanimate objects.[/s]
Because they already have their own problems!
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