[quote=@Ogobrogo]
If his name is Avery, I'm quitting life and moving on to become the embodiment of awesome.
[/quote]

I think you would be justified in making that move, if his name was actually Avery.

But I'd probably guess something more along the lines of like... Henry? Simon? Fifi seems kind of like a Henry or a Simon to me =]

Or maybe a Chris?