[quote=@Rune_Alchemist]
Okay...major hint incoming, do not click for the faint of heart!

[hider=major spoiler!]Now, this may come as a shock to most of you....

....but I, am, a guy.

A member of the male species.

so yeah.[/hider]
[/quote]

... 

Well, didn't see that coming.

I thought you were a girl this whole time, dude... though mostly because of your avatar more than anything else.