I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.