[quote=@j8cob]
Not gonna lie: I fucking love making fun of California. It's my home state and I know it better than other states. But I also love making fun of other states too. I just love mocking things, I suppose. Life's better as a satire.

In short: y'all probably gonna be offended by shit I say eventually. XD
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You'll find that I'm quite hard to seriously offend, or else I wouldn't have the IRL friends I currently do.