[quote=@j8cob]
Not gonna lie: I fucking love making fun of California. It's my home state and I know it better than other states. But I also love making fun of other states too. I just love mocking things, I suppose. Life's better as a satire.

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The only thing I like to make fun about Cali is the rain. Like when I want rain I'm like:

"RAIN GODS! POUR DOWN YOUR SACRED RAIN! CALIFORNIA HAS 1 YEAR LEFT OF WATER TO SUPPORT US ALL! (No joke guys)"