[quote=@Fish of Oblivion]
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Now now Toby, no need to be rude. I'll just get someone else to lend me a hand! Plenty of good hands out there in the world, so why settle for yours?


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If I've heard this one once I've heard it a thousand times, cut the limbs of the teddy bear, put it in the basket, don't die, take the bear limbs, don't die, give them to the one asking for a hand, don't die, get the silver key, don't die.

[quote=@Vocalia]
Rule of thumb: Don't make any deal with a glowing, one-eyed triangle that sounds as if he's going to fleece me while sweet-talking me.
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I'd boil it down to never trust talking Geometry. Unless it turns out to be a digital angel. Or the processing data/dead conscience of your friend/battle partner.