[quote=@Azarthes]
Why do you gotta take up like

three whole pages

to get through


one poorly constructed sentence 


does this make you feel

bad?


[/quote]

well


Let me

just think 

about





this








I don't fucking know, it's just a thing I do. If I had to make up some half-assed reason, then it's because it kind of forces someone to take something of a pause while reading my posts and I feel like some of the humor that I attempt works better with those pauses added in? I guess this is just my incredibly stupid way of trying to add a bit of personality to my posts. I also kind of use it as a safeguard to make sure nobody ever takes what I say seriously, y'know? I feel like nobody's going to get too bootyblasted over something I say now because of the reputation that my posts have developed for being complete and utter nonsense and shite.

Also paragraphs are hard man