[quote=@Awson]
<Snipped quote by KuroTenshi>

Ouch.

How would you rate your love life on a scale of 1-5?
[/quote]

0

Non-existant

[quote=@Halo]
Question for Smearal: do you inject it into your veins, or are you just naturally salty? :dreamy
[/quote]

I'm all natural :hehe

[quote=@Antarctic Termite]
What is the exact sequence of throat, tongue, and lip muscle contractions required to say the phrase 'Pablo forgive me for seducing your mother'
[/quote]

Sounds like you should ask Google