You are in a room with no exits. The Room is barren, stark white, with only a single light bulb for light. There is a table. a red box and a blue box are sitting on the table.

what do you do?

The Story So far...
Room
>Smash Light Bulb
>Open Blue Box
>Stick Dick into Caravan
>Stick Dick in Man
>Punch Self in Dick
>Run away
>Stick Dick into Brothel Wall
>Learn to CockBox
>Seek out Friend
>Fight Friend
>Learn how to magics
>Defeat Friend
>Go to Bar
>Attempt to CockBox Inebriated Buffoon
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