[quote=@Leysos]
"I've been stranded in a stupid room for three weeks!  I'm desperate!" I say to the man.
[/quote]

The man looks at you.

"Well... The town back there has a brothel..."

[quote=@Azarthes]
<Snipped quote by ChadsWorth The Third>

>stick dick in man 
:brow
[/quote]

Before anything else could happen, you proceed to stick your dick in the man

He runs away, and gets a guard.

"This man is insane! Kill him!" 

The Guards start to run over

What do you do?