[quote=@Azarthes]
>Generate memes

>stick dick in memes

>try to get memes preggers 

>use Cockbox on w/e were fighting 
[/quote]

You use [b]Generate Memes![/b]

You use 10 Derp points!

You generated a 
[hider= Troll Face!]
[img]http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/troll-troll-face.png[/img]
All of your Stats are +1!
Troll Face will act as a one time shield, or not.
[/hider]

You [b]Stick Dick In[/b]
[b]Troll Face[/b]

The Troll Face disappears, and all of your stats are +10 now!

You then attempt to [b]Cock-Box[/b] your friend

But you already used your two actions! Better luck next time, bro!

Your friend hits you with a [b]Well-Placed Jab![/b] 15 Damage!

Your Friend then [b]Defends![/b] +5 defense next turn!

What will you do?


Health: 45/60
Defense: 0 [b]+10[/b]
Attack: 4 [b]+10[/b]
Speed: 1 [b]+10[/b]
Derp: 8990
Knowledge: -10 [b]+10[/b]

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Summon Dick-Butt: Derp needed: 4000
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed 10
Effects: ???

[/hider]