[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Use derp potion and gain 50,000 derps
>Use Summon:Dickbutt 12.5 times.
>Use .5 Dickbutt as a shield
>Have Dickbutts attack Vercho
[/quote]

Unfortunately, you do not have a [b]Derp Potion[/b]

You use [b]Summon Dick Butt![/b]

You used 4000 Derp!

[hider=A DickButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2 
Speed: 1 
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

[hider=Attacks]

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

You use [b]Summon Dick Butt![/b] again!

You used 4000 Derp!

(Same Stats)

Unfortunately, You used up your Actions for this turn.

Vercho used a [b]Derp Potion![/b]
+50,000 Derps

Vercho uses [b]A Well Placed Jab![/b] on [b]DickButt 1[/b]!

15 Damage! -8 due to DickButt's Natural Ability; [b]Hard-On[/b]

So 15-8= 7 Damage!

DickButt 1 is at 8 Health!

 
What will you do? 

[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Health: 45/60
Defense: 0 [b]+10[/b]
Attack: 4 [b]+10[/b]
Speed: 1 [b]+10[/b]
Derp: 990
Knowledge: -10 [b]+10[/b]

[u]DickButt 1[/u]
Health: 8/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2 
Speed: 1 
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

[u]DickButt 2[/u]
Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2 
Speed: 1 
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0
[/hider]

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Summon Dick-Butt: Derp needed: 4000
Effects: Summons a DickButt
[hider=A DickButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2 
Speed: 1 
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

[hider=Attacks]

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[/hider]