[quote=@BrobyDDark] >Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack [/quote] You Equip [b]Near-By Boxes[/b] to the Heads of your DickButts. You and you DickButts perform the Almighty [b]Triple Cockbox Attack![/b] You smash your Friend into the ground, and create a Crator in it's wake. You Win! You Leveled Up! Level 2! Your Max Health increased to 70! Your DickButts evolved into CockBoxButts! (OOC: if someone could photoshop a picture of this, that would make my day) [hider=CockBoxButt] HP: 20/20 Defense: 10 Attack: 4 Speed: 1 Derp: 200/200 Knowledge: 1 [/hider] Your Knowledge level increased to 1! Your Attack increased to 6! Your DickButts disappear. The Troll Faces Temp Stats are Removed. After leveling up, You inspect the Crater. Your friend is in the pit, and he is knocked out. What will you do? [hider=Combat Stats] [hider=Team] [u]You[/u] Level: 2 Health: 70/70 Defense: 0 Attack: 6 Speed: 1 Derp: 990/9000 Knowledge: 1 [/hider] [hider=Attacks] Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target Hit: Hit him with your dick [/hider] [b]Defend[/b] [hider=Magic] Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 Effects: ??? Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500 Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt [hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!] [img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img] HP: 20/20 Defense: 10 Attack: 4 Speed: 1 Derp: 200/200 Knowledge: 1 [hider=Attacks] Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body [/hider] [hider=Magic] Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 Effects: ??? [/hider] [/hider] Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10 Effects: Generates a Random Meme [/hider] [/hider]