[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Take Vercho and bring him to the bar
>Use him to pick up chicks with "Weekend at Bernie's" style puppetry
[/quote]

You proceed to go to the bar. Before any "weekend" puppetry can proceed, he wakes up and asks

"Did you beat me?" 

Before you can respond, a burly drunk man taps you on the back and alerts you to the fact that you are sitting in his seat.

What do you do?