One of mine would actually be honored to meet me as a sort of "god", another would be strangely happy that everything that's "bad" has happened, one would be put into a crisis of faith and understanding, and the last would be curious what it means to be a thing of imagination.

All the same, I too would not make a good "god", not because of cruelty, but because I am not impartial - I am too fond and favoring of certain things above all others, hence my assumed mantle here.