"Ya want civil, ya prick? It ain't civil ta tie up a strangah with a whip like some sorta fetish geah deal, ass! Besides..." A quick blast blew the horrible twisted bits of iron off of his body, scattering them upon the church floor. "I wouldn't pick that shit up if I was you, neithah. It's all irradiated 'n' shit."

He looked smug. This was certainly as interesting as he had hoped it would be.