ACCEPTED COMMAND
[quote=@BrokenVeil]
>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking [b][u]Box Cocker[/u][/b]!
>Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze. 
[/quote]

You proceed to try to Cock-box him, but you Miss! Damn that 50% hit rate!

Fight!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses [b]Grand Slam[/b]! 20 Damage! That's got to hurt!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses [b]Boose[/b]! The Inebriated Buffoon is now even more Drunk!

What will you do?

[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Level: 2
Health: 50/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

[/hider]

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt
[hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[/hider]