[quote=@KnightShade]
>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.
[/quote]

You use [b]Cock-Box[/b]! It Failed again! Screw you 1 Knowledge Point!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses [b]Bottle Throw[/b]! He missed, and there is more [b]Boose[/b] on the Ground

The Inebriated Buffoon begins lapping up the [b]Boose[/b] off the ground!

What do you do?

[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

[/hider]

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt
[hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[hider=Attacks]

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

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