ACCEPTED COMMAND
[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Cum-plosion
>This place is useless to you now
>Use a Cockboxbutt to protect Vercho from the massive Cum-plosion
[/quote]

You summoned a [b]CockBoxButt[/b]! 

You used 4500 Derp!

You told it to protect Vercho.

You used [b]Cum-Plosion[/b]! You lightly stroke your cock to create a massive explosion of cum!

You use 300 Derp!

The Bar is destroyed, and everyone inside is either massively damaged or covered in your cum.

The Bartender is super pissed off and challenges you to a fight!

What will you do?

[hider=Combat Skills]
[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 4200/9000
Knowledge: 1

CockBoxButt 1
HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[/hider]

[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt
[hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[hider=Attacks]

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme



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