ACCEPTED COMMAND
[quote=@BrokenVeil]
>loot bar for all goods. Become  $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.
[/quote]

You loot the bar and sell it all at the store across the street. You get 1,000 DickButt Bucks for doing so. 

A top hat costs you barely anything, coming at 1 DickButt Buck. 

The Store also has many other goods as well.

Store;

Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks 
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks 
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks 
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks 
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck

What will you do?

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[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

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[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt
[hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[hider=Attacks]

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme



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