ACCEPTED COMMAND
[quote=@BrokenVeil]
>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"
[/quote]

You read the First Tome

You learned [b]Spam[/b]!

Spam: Derp needed: 100 
Effect: Use an attack Three Times; Cannot be CockBox

You read the Second Tome

You learned [b]Hard-On[/b]!

Hard-On: Derp needed: 10 (or a picture...)
Effects: Gain a temporary Defense Boost (+8)

You [b]Stick Dick In[/b]
[b]Light Bulb[/b]

Your Dick lights up!

You learned [b]GlowDick[/b]!

This is a Non-Combat Skill, which will light up areas. (Duh)

You gained +4 Knowledge from reading these tomes! Yay!

What will you do now?


[hider=Combat Skills]
[hider=Team]
[u]You[/u]
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 7
[hider=Your Inventory]
5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
Cat Meme; Grumpy Cat
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[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt
[hider=A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!]
[img]https://d2s7qrzgi30k9y.cloudfront.net/bd/dd/1a/bddd1a30fb5c11e3b79a00242129f66c_original[/img]

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

[hider=Attacks]

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

[/hider]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

[/hider]

[/hider]

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme



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