"Fathah, I'm gonna be honest with ya foah a second heah. Pretend this is one big confessional. We'ah all moiderahs, some of us comin' close ta mass moidah. We'ah bein' hunted by these terrahrists foah ouah... Abilities. Ya see, I'm a supah-hero from America, 'Radito Danito', and this is my crime foightin' posse. You got, uh, Ohra, Ira, Clone, and... Uh... Jabba. Now, will ya help us get outta the country oah not? I sweyah, if you help, I will pay you back. At a latah date." Dan truly meant it, too. He would pay the priest back... at a MUCH later date, probably.

"Thank ya foah yoah offah, fathah. We'll graciously accept. Hopefully you don't, uh, turn us in foah the rewahd money while we'ah sleepin'."