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Petite merde! 

Meaning "Little shit" seems to make more sense in this scenario! 

Haha it's the contrary, Spanish isn't my thing but French, hoho. 
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¡Muchas gracias, Señor(ita)!

I'm pretty sure it's señorita but just to be safe!