"Oh lord, could this day get any worse?" sighed Artemis as he was whisked into the open mouth of Luka. He wasn't particularly worried that his other companions had been sucked into the stomach of some great big, dirty monster - they hadn't been contributing much to the story anyway. As Luka ran down the hall with Artemis in his mouth, the blobfish became uncomfortably aware of how disgusting the inside of a Land Sharks mouth was. Especially Lukas mouth, who could eat nearly anything. In his teeth, tree branches, fire hydrants and what smelled like a Smeg fridge were all munched up and stuck in the landsharks gums. His breath wasn't much better. Before, when Artemis had stayed several metres away from the Land Shark at all times, the smell had been bearable.

But oh God, sitting in Lukas mouth, the smell that had fermented in the Land Sharks mouth had gone through every orifice of Artemis body. The worst part was he couldn't lift a flipper to cover his blobby nose. "Wow, Luka, I'm impressed that you've kept your dental hygiene at a dentist-improved level!" gagged Artemis. "Really, buddy, keep up the good work. I hope I have the breath and teeth of land shark some day".

As they rounded the corner, Artemis could feel bile swelling at the bottom of stomach. He wasn't even sure if it was anatomically possible for a blobfish to vomit but he didn't want to find out. "Right, Luka, it's been grand but staying in your mouth for more than one post is going to drive me crazy!" called Artemis, flopping forward to the front of the Landsharks mouth. With an almighty grunt that echoed down Lukas throat and bottomless stomach, the blobfish launched himself out of the land sharks mouth. "Good god" he muttered as he rolled across the ground, acutely aware that he stinking of saliva. "I smell like a sewer" he moaned, rolling onto his front and beginning to flop down the hall as fast as he could. 

Which was faster than usual. "Oh my lord...Luka! Your saliva has some kind of...slippery quality! I feel like I'm on ice!" grinned Artemis as he slid down the hall as fast as Luka could run. Behind him, a trail of slimy Land Shark saliva formed, showing exactly where he'd gone. "I feel like I'm in the ocean again! This is the best thing ever! Why didn't I come into your mouth before, Luka!?" he exclaimed.

"Not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter, dirtbag" snarled the blobfish to the reader as he slid past.