And so Herschel was wheeled out by Leo. He stared at the woman for a bit as he wagged his finger, "You don't work for PBS or the News?" Herschel frowned a bit as he just stared blankly at the woman. "Let me guess you work for some channel no one cares about, that just does all sorts of 'prank shows' to appeal to kids. Damn kids these days." He grimaced as stared at the woman.

He wagged his finger, "If you're the cause for this generation cha-" He blinked as he glanced back at Leo, "Wha-" He turned his face forward as he began coughing. As he coughed he released a cloud of grey colored spit, which quickly began descending to the ground. Herschel continued to violently cough as a glob of grey phlegm went flying.

Sniffling, Herschel used his left sleeve to wipe his nose. "So is this the news or not? For the Person of the Day? I'm not wasting my time here am I?"