Huh.

Umm... what IS the nearest planetary body? I know it's either the Roman or Abh homeworld. I could be really cheap and say "Mine ehs clerserst bcuuuzz urbeetz lul", or I could actually figure this out. Or maybe just say that the closest planet is Orenjiro and the Roman and Abh homeworlds are on, like, the other side of the system right now. Orenjiro might be a fun choice, because Lasis is there, Lasis is awesome, Lasis loves aliens, and I love Lasis.

Please go to Orenjiro.

Lasis hasn't had anyone to talk to. Aside from the construction staff. But they're all idiots, and none of them are aliens, and that's terrible.