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jealousy alert
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No, he's making a good point. Go and look at the comments on any ASMR channel for the evidence, if the general terribleness of the internet isn't enough to convince you otherwise. Most of them are just a girl whispering into a mic, and you get creeps all over those channels. If you're actually A) attractive and B) talking about your sex life in that sort of detail, both of which apply to you, you're gonna get that shit BIG time. If you're gonna be wank material for creepy dudebros on the internet that then you mean as well take Awsons's suggestion and go be a cam girl - the money is better that way.

Also I so wanna see Kuro's YT podcast. Please.