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Name: Stuart "2D" Pot
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Age: 34
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Gender: Male
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Species: Human
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From: Gorillaz {Vocalist}
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Personality: He's got the mind of a hedonistic six-year-old who's addicted to painkillers, to be frank. Stu Pot had lost the whites of his eyes and a functional brain when he was nineteen and twenty over the course of two car accidents that earned him the moniker '2D', which stands for 'Two Dents'...not that he's two dimensional, or anything like that. Under this name, the blue-haired, heart-throb vocalist is usually an easy-going, charming dimwit with his heart in the right place, even if he's not smart or brave enough for that to mean anything. As of late, 2D's a burnt-out, depressed thirty-something who's wizened up to the exploitation his stupidity has caused him and has long grown weary of his fame. 
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Likes: Painkillers, keyboards, cigarettes, zombie films, Dawn of the Dead, anything that makes a bloopy noise, video games, Buddhism, vandalism, toast, Noodle, Russel Hobbs, Del the Ghost Rapper, Talking Heads, tapes through the post, toast
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Dislikes: Whales, Big Bird, Murdoc Niccals, The Paula Cracker Incident, Point Nemo, Murdoc Niccals, child support bills, whales, non-consensual organ transplants, Murdoc Niccals, Murdoc Niccals, whales, Murdoc Niccals...
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Appearance: A long-legged and gangly-armed man of impressive height--six foot, two inches--and not-so-impressive girth, with shocks of spiky azure hair and blank, hollowed black eyes ringed grey with exhaustion. He smells like butterscotch and what teeth are left in his mouth are in terrible condition. Notably, he's missing his front teeth, but it doesn't seem to affect his speech; his th's beccome f's, he speaks in a thick cockney and sings like an angel. Various head traumas have resulted in a mind that works at half-capacity. Migraines are common with this one.
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Skills: Basic first aid, firearms, tinkering, can play just about any instrument under the sun, inexplicably survives injuries that would kill a non-cartoon person
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Weaknesses: Profound lack of intelligence and common sense, lots of phobias, anxiety, doesn't know how to tie his shoes, gets debilitating migraines, not very assertive, lustful, addicted to painkillers and alchohol
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Other: "Sod off, you old goth." [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpvb2oc2B4]If you don't know who he is, this is a pretty good introduction.[/url] --Bring it on? Bring what on? If it's money I can't help you.