[quote=@Inertia]
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A potato.
No wait, a SOFT potato.

Edit: I cannut spell.
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Clog the airways, death by asphyxiation for the victim.

[quote=@Asuu]
Dil-

Er...how about a popsicle wrapper?
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Depending on the wrapper's make, you can kill through the release of chemicals through digestion. Make the eat it