"I ain't gonna dye my hayah, no way. It's this white all naturally and that's the way I loik it. You evah met a twenty-somethin' with naturally white hayah? It's not common." Dan thought a moment about his false identity. Radito Danito really, REALLY stood out to him, but... "I'm an Episcopalian from Boston. Theyah ain't much about me that's "cultural", less you want me ta pretend ta be Mahk Wahlberg. You can be my funky bunch." He laughed at his own poorly-executed joke. Then he heard the bit about witches.

"Waaait. What kinda witch ah we talkin'? If you mean a "Harry Pottah" type thing, I can handle that. But if you'ah talkin' moah along the lines a' "Hocus Pocus", that's not somethin' I think I can deal with. Hearin' Sarah Jessica Parkah sing "I Put a Spell on You" was enough trauma relatin' to witches foah my lifetime."