[quote=@Keyguyperson]
Granted. It is highly infectious, and all of humanity dies off because nobody can get anything done.

I wish I had a superpower that let me type really fast.
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Wish granted. You type really fast. Due to your fast typing you wear out your keyboard extremely fast and have to buy one every month. When you use a touch screen to type you crack the screen. Not only that, but your finger tips lose their sensitivity from all of the typing.
I wish I could eat chocolate without vomiting.