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"Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me."

Name: Postal Dude

Gender: Male

Age: 28

From: The Postal Series

Personality: A man that usually wishes to mind his own business, but people won't leave him alone. (Namely his wife, and Uncle Dave.) Postal Dude has a temper, and a foul mouth to go with it, and when irritated in his day-to-day activities, this temper can sometimes send him on murderous rampages, (Or just gives him the urge to go piss on someones dog.) He doesn't feel morally wrong about killing people, and does find it to be a good source of stress relief. He is sarcastic in conversation, and usually has nothing good to say about anything or anybody. Especially Gary Coleman.

Bio: Postal Dude doesn't speak much of his past, though he does sometimes complain about it out loud. Mostly about his wife, Krotchy dolls, Gary Coleman, zombies, elephants, terrorists, George W. Bush, and his lack of access to his favorite game, Hobo Simulator 3, after nuking the town of Paradise.

Speaking of which, that just so happens to be why he is on this train. He is hoping to find a new place to settle down in. With Hobo Simulator 3. And no wife. Or The Gimp. Or Uncle Dave... *Trails off*

Destination: The nearest trailer for sale.

Other: He has a dog named Champ, who is perhaps the only living thing he truly cares about. Any harm to the dog will lead to many, many issues.,. Adding onto that, Postal Dude knows how to use a large amount of objects as weapons. From clipboards, to scissors,. And beyond.[/Center]