NA:
I fall over right as the bullet flies at my head, "Hmmm, maybe I should thank you for shooting my leg first...now...what I really wanna know is...where is other me?"

OA:
I smile as Kami waves at the Camera, I just ignore it and stay laying down, the guard were slowly getting tired of attacking me...and had noticed the slight bulge, and had gotten the idea, since Kami hasn't tried to get me killed recently, and everybody knows she could, that it was her child I was carrying, but no one knew how.