[quote=@Gentlemanvaultboy]
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Beside a truck? Yeah, probably beside the truck. Washed out when the clot popped. Blind beside the truck. Maybe deaf, too. Owls have huge ear holes. He's blind and deaf, he has no skin, and there's a truck.

Being hit with a semi probably saved his life, all things considered.

You know what, this just proves that I should always wait like 2 hours after something bad happens to him before posting. Lets me see the humor in it.

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Then hit by a truck, then... 

I don't know!