Okay How about Funny Girl a young sorcereress who spell all conform to rule that they must be Funny Yogurt Blast : a spell that conjures up a powerful stream of Yogurt that is like being hit by a water cannon and comes in sickening sweet flavors Like Banana Bubble Gum, Strawberry chocolate an so on. Summon Plushie Army: this spell summons 100s of plushies to fight her enemies. Of course they plushies aren't very powerful just in nearly Infinite supply Tyrannosaurus Chicken : This spell summons a 12 foot tall chicken that tries to treat all of Funny Girl's enemies like her eggs to be hatched Bozo Boy : This spell transforms her enemies into clowns reducing all their weapons to ones a clown might carry Name that Tune : This horrid spell is banned in the realm of the gods for it's disgusting effect. When cast Name that tune causes flatulence which must be released in the tune she names or cause bad cramps