[quote=@Tatsua Aiisen]
I'm not totally satisfied with my post, especially since it's mostly just wanking my [i]cyborg samurai vampire hunter super spy who's also in the mafia[/i]. It's really, really hard not to.

But I did anyways.
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[url=https://youtu.be/jTQIogLBFBs]I swear this began playing in my head as I read it.[/url]