[quote=@Paradigm Shift]
I'm impressed!
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Oi now. Have some faith. XD
I think I lost the wife after a while, though. We seemed to get along well enough, and she asked about the classmate I have out here, and I admitted that I told said friend that I'm not social enough to reach out, but I'll never turn her away if she comes over. Then I said I'm not up for conjuring a friendship out of thin air. 
She said its something she does and that you kind of have to do in the military- conjure friendships out of thin air. 

I gave her this look that was like 'fuck that' 
I am so done with military wives. I'd rather be alone in my house than deal with other peoples drama. Its easier. 

Still. If she wants to get together for dinner or something that doesn't include drinking or partying, I'm game. xD