1. I have a waifu.
2. I wasn't displaying any particular interest in this guy/girl, I generally walk around with my cock in my hand, and I shouted at him/her to suck my cock (as a joke). Was not "asking for it" with with an erection, sexy dance, etc, fuck you.

If I were attracted to 3DPD I might've considered it... But after a examination of his/her flabby body, that would have quickly turned around.

Hello, cold sores (two on the upper lip, one on the bottom).
Hello, hooker (but he/she's smelly and has huge teeth??? and I thought she was just a slut??? those all seem like bad traits for a prostitute?????).
Hello, weird genitals (his/her vagina was cool, but his/her clitoris was also a penis???).
Hello, extremely broken English (Seriously).

weird all around