1) Already have hostages 2) Was not like I was displaying any need for hostages by having my fingers in the shape of a hook in my belt, standing as if was in control, having the CIA with me. I mean, if I didn't already have my own hostages I wasn't already bringing back to The Office from Eastern Europe already it probably wouldn't matter. But after a quick examination of their not-too-starved physique and improper qualifications for Gitmo I had to decline. Hello, mid-air airplane drama Hello, mask bullshit Hello, too big of a guy for me Hello, extreme operator behavior outside the plane windows Weird day all around.