"Oi oi oi..." over one shoulder, [url=http://safebooru.org//images/1356/a93097b90134f4195ba379950eee2bcb34b0e203.png?1409433]the girl[/url] rested an aluminum baseball bat. These surroundings were just plan ridiculous. Tokyo did not have rainforests, especially not Shibuya. And real rainforests tended not to have meat hanging from the trees, even if the meet looked inexplicably delicious for the fact that it was hanging off of the tree like some kind of fruit. Someone was screwing with her, though.

Shirai Akane did not take kindly to people who screwed with her.

"I dunno what's going on," she began, transferring her bat from her shoulder to rest the tip against the ground, glaring at her bizarre surroundings. Seriously, who the hell came up with this kind of nonsense? "But I'm getting more and more ticked off by the second. It can't be helped if I break a few bones if I've gotta find you myself, you hear?"

There was no response. Well, unless you counted the wind and stuff like that. Or whatever the hell else was in the forest. Akane narrowed her eyes in irritation. Who could even do crap like this? It wasn't like she got knocked out or anything. Was it Suehara? That girl...! If she was behind it, that bi-

As Akane's thoughts trailed off into extremely foul territory, she failed to notice the rustling sound from behind her. Well, at least at first, after a few moments her head snapped around and she turned entirely to see a... a...

[url=http://i.imgur.com/GcTpSKF.jpg]A sister[/url]. The sister smiled brightly at her and waved to her. Well this was really damn surreal. Akane stared blankly for a few moments before finally speaking her mind.

"Who the hell are you?" she asked, resting her bat back on her shoulder.

"I'm your partner!" the sister said in a cheerful voice, running right up to her and leaning forward slightly. "I'm Sistermon! It's really nice to meet you!"

"... Sistermon," Akane said flatly, inclining her head slightly to one side. "... Okay, so I'm in some weird as hell forest of meat with a crazy cosplayer. At least the cosplayer's a cute chick dressed as a sister but this is just pissing me off! It's like the fever dreams of some starving pervert."

The nun tilted her head. "What's cosplay?"